‘The pain of dating an old lover’ is the hottest joke of the week
Besides, how to respond to the gold digger;
The pain of dating an old lover
Two lonely grandparents living in a nursing home for a long time decided to go out to dinner and watch a movie together.
When he returned, seeing his friend looking sad, his old roommate asked:
– What’s making you so sad?
This woman sadly replied:
– Having to go out with an old fool, I had to slap him three times!
– That’s so terrible!
– He did not molest me.
When the drunkard comes home
Two guys were drunk talking to each other.
– What do you usually say to your wife when you come home looking like this?
– I just kept it short: ‘Hello, you’re back’.
– Just like that?
– YES.
How to respond to a gold digger
The girl sitting next to her lover said:
– Teo, my phone is broken.
– So, what phone do you like?
– iPhone 8 is very stylish.
– Okay, I’ll give it to you.
– Mr. Teo, my motorbike is broken.
– So, what car do you like to drive?
– Nowadays, girls who go to SH are the only trendy people.
– Okay, give me SH too.
– I love you so much, Teo.
– So, how do you like staying at home?
– A small villa with a swimming pool and a garden is just classy.
– As you like, let me call the employee at your store.
Teo immediately pulled out his phone and called: ‘Hello!
Teo turned to his girlfriend:
– Does the iPhone 8 take an additional memory card, does the SH have a 9999 number attached, does the villa have an additional pet dog?
– Yes, that’s even better.
Teo held the phone and continued to say:
– Yes, add all the accessories, it will be delivered to someone’s house tomorrow, you have to stay up all night to get it done.
– !!!
Wife gets angry when her husband takes revenge on his best friend
Receiving the wedding invitation of her husband’s best friend, the wife blamed:
– You still haven’t told Jim that that girl is not suitable to be his wife?
The husband shrugged:
– I don’t have that intention.
Angry wife:
– But that’s your best friend.
The husband calmly said:
– Deserved!
– !!!
Reasons why ex-lover broke up
To coincidentally met his old college lover.
She brought along a cute baby, the more she looked, the more she looked like To.
– Do you have something to ask me?
– What?
Touched:
– Is it because I accidentally got you pregnant that you broke up with me?
Hearing that, she rolled her eyes and replied:
– Don’t be stupid, I broke up with you because I was pregnant with someone else.
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